Here's Johnny Depp, 46, at the premiere of his latest film in L.A. on Tuesday (left) -- and reassembled "Wrestler" star Mickey Rourke, 55, in London earlier this year (right).
Neither is in costume.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's White Stripes singer Jack White at an event in L.A. this weekend (left) -- and Johnny Depp in the 2007 film "Sweeney Todd" (right).
One of them is wearing white pancake makeup for a role.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's "Lord of the Rings" head hobbit Elijah Wood at a event recently (left), and Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in the upcoming Tim Burton flick "Alice in Wonderland" (right).
One of them is being paid to look creepy...
We're just sayin'.
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Here's "Hustle & Flow" star Taryn Manning at an event in Hollywood on Wednesday (left) -- and former film star Lindsay Lohan last year (right).
Only one is starring in the ABC Family cable TV movie "Labor Pains."
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Here's Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler at an event in NYC (left) -- and Cha-Ka from the '70s TV series "Land of the Lost" (right).
One of them is part of the Pakuni, a species of small chimp-like humanoids which are not fully upright.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's "Twilight" director Catherine Hardwicke at some award show in Hollywood the other night (left) -- and "Real World: Brooklyn's" transgendered roommate Katelynn Cusanelli back in April (right).
One of them recently lost their job and was replaced by a man.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's Poison guitarist/relic Bruce Anthony Johannesson aka C.C. Deville at the Tony Awards on Sunday (left) -- and original MTV VJ Nina Blackwood back in the day (right).
Both of them were big in the '80s ... and one still is.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's "Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Teresa Giudice (left) -- and Kim Hunter as Dr. Zira in the 1968 film "Planet of the Apes" (right).
One of them is known to act uncivilized.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's John Travolta in his new movie "The Taking of Pelham 123" (left) -- and rehabbed 31-year-old Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean (right).
One of them is in costume.
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Here's British supermodel Agyness Deyn (birth name Laura Hollins) at an event in London Wednesday night (left) -- and Melanie Griffith as ambitious secretary Tess McGill in the 1988 film "Working Girl" (right).
One of them likes to ride the Staten Island ferry to the office wearing Reeboks.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's Kate Gosselin from "Jon & Kate Plus 8" (left) -- and fierce "Project Runway" season four winner Christian Siriano (right).
Inexplicably, both of them willingly did this to themselves.
We're just sayin'.
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Here are Vanessa Hudgens (left) and Megan Fox (right) at Sunday night's MTV Movie Awards.
Amazingly, only one of them has had nude photos of themselves turn up online ... so far.
We're just sayin'!
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Here's "Minority Report" star Samantha Morton, just 32, out in London on Thursday (left) -- and one of the polygamist female members of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints at the Yearning for Zion Ranch in Texas (right).
One of them is an ambassador for the Save the Children organization.
We're just sayin'.
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Here's comedic legend Joan Rivers at an event in London today (left) -- and the cover of the 1987 bestseller "Communion" by Whitley Strieber (right).
One of them is a Grey alien.
We're just sayin'.
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President Barack Obama's nominee for the Supreme Court, Judge Sonia Sotomayor (left), and "La Bamba" actress Elizabeth Peña at an event recently (right). 
Only one of them is about to be probed by the Republican party.
We're just sayin'.
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