By the way Johnny Depp stumbled out of a NYC restaurant last night -- and then had to be carried into his car -- it seems the guy was really into celebrating his Sexiest Man Alive victory.
Heeeeere's Johnny attempting to walk out of a bar with punk icon Patti Smith.
Here's Johnny Depp, 46, at the premiere of his latest film in L.A. on Tuesday (left) -- and reassembled "Wrestler" star Mickey Rourke, 55, in London earlier this year (right).
Here's "Lord of the Rings" head hobbit Elijah Wood at a event recently (left), and Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in the upcoming Tim Burton flick "Alice in Wonderland" (right).
Ahoy matey! Check out Johnny Depp's own personal Black Pearl, a luxury yacht called the Vajoliroja.
Named for the first letters of the names of his family (longtime GF Vanessa, Johnny, daughter Lily Rose and son Jack), Vajoliroja -- which includes a crew of seven -- is anchored off the coast of Puerto Rico while JD makes his latest flick in the area. Eat your heart out, Jack Sparrow!
Johnny Depp was one repressed urge away from sucking face with another dude this weekend -- when a reunion concert with his old band took a sudden homo-erotic turn on stage.
Edward Wanderinghands hit the stage in Pompano, Florida with his bandmates, The Kids, when suddenly Depp found himself battling his weakness for the sweaty, afro'd, sideburned type.
Upon arriving in Nice today, Johnny Depp greeted photogs with a warm French hello. If you were one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, you'd be pissed off too.
Johnny Depp celebrated the last day of filming his new flick by throwing back some beers with the crew -- and the pappers nearby probably celebrated getting this money shot of him grabbing his crotch.
Johnny Depp is doing what the president can't -- saving the economy one location at a time!
While filming his new film "Public Enemies" in Oshkosh, Wisc., Johnny's eating and drinking habits did more for the area's financial outlook than any reduction in interest rates. Depp and his pals -- who were staying at a hotel in nearby Appleton -- recently dropped a $1,500 tip on a $2,600 dinner at a local restaurant and that has residents saying, "Johnny Depp is welcome here anytime." Hillary & Obama, who?
The Michael Mann directed film filmed in -- and pumped cash into -- various parts of Wisconsin and Illinois, leaving a trail of very happy townies. See, Hollywood ain't all bad.
What's missing from this picture? Scruffy goatee. Scraggly hair. Busted pirate teeth. 44-year-old Johnny Depp shows off a clean-shaven (and still hot) mug while taking a break from shooting his new movie. We're not sure the cleaned-up look is a permanent thing - he is still wearing a flannel after all.
TMZ told you back in July that Johnny Depp bought a swanky downtown loft for a cool $2 mil -- but it's six months later -- and Jack Sparrow still hasn't moved in! What gives, matey?
According to Hot Property, Depp's new penthouse in downtown L.A.'s Eastern Columbia building is still vacant. In fact, the building hasn't even sold out yet -- there are still half a dozen lofts on the penthouse level available, ranging from 600K to $2.2 mil. Chump change!
But Depp isn't the only star in the Art Deco landmark -- comedian Ant and "Real Housewives of Orange County" hottie Slade Smiley also call the building home. On second thought, Depp is the only star in the building.
Seeing Johnny Depp and BFF director Tim Burton toy shopping is the weirdest thing the duo has done together since "Ed Wood." Depp and Burton hit up London's Forbidden Planet on Monday, picking up bags of Dr. Who and Star Wars toys. What? No, "Edward Scissorhands" dolls?!
Their upcoming film, "Sweeney Todd," marks the sixth project Johnny and Tim have worked on together. Hopefully, it won't turn out to be the nightmare before Christmas.
Love hurts so so bad! Celebs who make the tragic mistake of having their beloved's name permanently affixed their celebrated bodies ... are finding it's no party when the love is gone -- and the name is not! Angelina Jolie, Billy-Bob's blood-wearer turned Mother Theresa, had Billy's name tattooed on her upper left arm. When that freak show ended, she had his name removed -- and replaced with the birthplace names of her children. Adapt a tat!