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Gummi Bear = Care Bear

Gummi was outside of sushi house Koi last night -- you know bears love fish! -- and the wiggling blowhard was on a bear of a tear.


Gummi says, "People like me because ... I have credits." Anywhere else, this might be considered absurd drivel, but in Hollywood, this is the hyper-realistic observation of one sensible bear! And he's a giving Gummi, he asserts, "I'm the caring bear!"

If there are any nail salons or veterinarians specializing in the cleaning of teeth and claws of the blathering ursine species, please contact TMZ.



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

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46. Your ongoing commentary on the Gummi Bear is one of the funniest items ever!!!! Keep it up as cracks me up ever time!!!!

Posted at 11:15PM on Sep 1st 2007 by Chris

47. Picking his green teeth with nasty dirt encrusted nails. I bet he smells like limburger cheese and onions too. Unsanitary porker!

Posted at 11:30PM on Sep 1st 2007 by baldwin's anger management mentor

48. screw his nails. look at his hand. hes done some serious work on it. he's a disaster.

Posted at 5:45AM on Sep 2nd 2007 by baby g

49. Lord Snooty with "Why I like that bear" :

- Why I like that bear, is not exactly clear;
- It's not his teeth full of smear;
- Or the yellow grease in his ear;
- It's not his nose jelly;
- Or his navelfluff filled belly;
- No, it's because he's a real wild bear;
- And not even Hollywood will ever make him use underwear !

Posted at 10:51AM on Sep 3rd 2007 by Lord Snooty

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