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Gummi Bear = Care Bear

Gummi was outside of sushi house Koi last night -- you know bears love fish! -- and the wiggling blowhard was on a bear of a tear.


Gummi says, "People like me because ... I have credits." Anywhere else, this might be considered absurd drivel, but in Hollywood, this is the hyper-realistic observation of one sensible bear! And he's a giving Gummi, he asserts, "I'm the caring bear!"

If there are any nail salons or veterinarians specializing in the cleaning of teeth and claws of the blathering ursine species, please contact TMZ.



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

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16. REALLY WHO IS HE???????ID LIKE TO KNOW TOO............

Posted at 5:48PM on Aug 31st 2007 by justme

17. "Sir bear"??? wtf??? what is this chit? Ya the joke is=gummi hardy har har. Just as funny as a bowl of lard with a hair in the middle.

Posted at 5:53PM on Aug 31st 2007 by gross

18. It depresses me that this piece of sh_t can actually get acting jobs while someone like me, whos a larger man ( but not as fat as this one ) who has years of theatre training cant get my foot in the door of the film industry, even though theyve made like 30 movies in my hometown in the past two years cause hurricane katrina pushed them up here...this slob makes me sick...not because of his weight,but because of his lack of talent and anything worth taking up space for...

Posted at 6:38PM on Aug 31st 2007 by john

19. Gummi is a funny guy! Dude is happy and full of life. You haters need to check yourselves.

Posted at 6:49PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Waycool

20. That's right, Mr. Gummi Bear is by far the only person with any integrity in all of the 'scene". He is smart, funny, hilarious, personable, caring, very attractive and well versed in the ways of life.

I hereby propose a moratorium on slandering his great name, and challenge all those exploiting him and ridiculing him for profit to allow him to represent himself without the editorial comments. The Bear can speak for himself !!!

The Great Bear deserves or respect.

Love live the Bear !!!!

Posted at 6:44PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Iluvtoo Jercough

21. This trust fund fatty looks like a real chump. The hot girls let him hang around because he has coke and they can make him do stupid errands and they don't have to bang him. A real loser, he will die young, but not soon enough.

Posted at 6:45PM on Aug 31st 2007 by FlBiker

22. ok shoot me in the face for sayin it but i LOVE THE GUMMI!! he's kinda cute in a way!

Posted at 6:54PM on Aug 31st 2007 by chick

23. This has got to be the most " DISGUSTING' person you could report on!!
I am surprised he hasn't gotten a disease from those nasty.. nasty... nails.. !
and if you just look at the teeth..while he is digging at them.. the tarter is even more disgusting than the nails... yew!!!

Posted at 7:21PM on Aug 31st 2007 by pootoou

24. Somebody give that bear a BATH!!!

Posted at 7:28PM on Aug 31st 2007 by ewwwww

25. LOVE ME SOME GUMMI
LOVE ME SOME GUMMI
LOVE ME SOME GUMMI
LOVE ME SOME GUMMI
LOVE ME SOME GUMMI
LOVE ME SOME GUMMI
LOVE ME SOME GUMMI
LOVE ME SOME GUMMI

Posted at 7:36PM on Aug 31st 2007 by I HEART GUMMI BEAR

26. TMZ.....Stop it

you're making this guy think he is a celebrity

Posted at 7:39PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Who Bear?

27. He's loaded with smegma from head to toe. Xcuse me while I dash to the toileta

Posted at 7:35PM on Aug 31st 2007 by gag me with a spoon

28. There isn't enough money in the world .......This is one disgusting, barf worthy, creepy ,degenrate, pukealicious, stomach turning, gut wrenching, toad-like, in denial, diseased, mental midget I have ever seen. Why is TMZ giving him the time of day?

Posted at 7:49PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Madeleine

29. Hey Tmz can I give you my photo so you can post on my nothingness? I would far beat out grubfest here.

Post #18 Since when has it ever been about talent? Talent is a plus

#19 You must be grubby cause ummm very attractive? Give me an f-in break. Funny? Only to yourself.

Why is he on here? Is he a friend of the staffs? Run out of stories? Someone got a crush on his sexiness? I'm clueless.

Posted at 8:04PM on Aug 31st 2007 by gross

30. My God! this guy needs a court appointed leagal gaurdian.... He appears to have some sort of Mental Health Issue.

He is covered in sores, has what appear to be feces under his nails and crustation of food around his mouth---- Someone get him help!

Posted at 9:36PM on Aug 31st 2007 by De

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